I consider it a privilege (aka His Words)

narcissistic, histrionic, penury, inertia, weepy, sophistry, blather, non-sequitor, nut house, above reproach, Suspension of disbelief, I consider it a privilege, Idiots! All of Them! 

(apathetic smirking shrug that made me laugh) 

My wife is an exceptional physician 

Fuck them. What are they gonna do? Take my license? 

So, what, yur gonna jump off a cliff? 

It IS a good way to say Fuck You! to those you leave behind 

However, if you are planning to 

Off yourself, 

A gun in the mouth works best. 

But, if it didn't, don't expect me to take you back 

Because if you are not willing to try 

Why should I? 

 Ok,then see you next week. 

 (Never again)

...

Teenagers

Eat a lot
Talk a lot
Move a lot
Listen to loud music
Make me laugh

Masturbating

When my daughter
and her friends
are knocking on my bedroom door,
The words
"Please don't come in. I am busy"
Take too long
to get out

You Think I Am

You think I am Funny
You think I am Pretty
You think I am Strong
You think I am Happy
You think I am Normal
You might even think
You like me
But that's only because
You don't Know me

..friends..

True Blue Friends 

With us through the good 

And the good 

Usually, 

(and we suspect it) 

the more we need them 

the further they stay 

but we still call them

..friends.. 

So, 

we Will Be lonely 

when we are sad 

But Maybe ... 

we won't have to be lonely 

when we are happy 

The Good

some say only the Good die young
but most actually die later
and it still sucks